 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sam from Alabama.
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You look just like my mother. Did you have your face run over by a fork lift too?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
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You remind me of a slut I used to date.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence.
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what do ketchup bottles and women have in common. They both work better when you beat them a little
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DCOOPER from Springville, TN .
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Hey baby, that is a nice dress you are wearing. However, it would look a lot better wadded up in the floor of my bedroom.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Stretched out from being fucked.
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Girl: Hi, we better hurry up and have anal sex quickly because I have to poop pretty soon.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
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I’m a necrophilia... How well do you play dead?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
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try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by tigger from Woodstock ga.
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It’s sad I can’t go to the store to get a pack of
smokes with out running into 9 guys you’ve fucked.
Wanna have some fun since your are such a total fucking whore?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by gets hair in his mouth from eating me out all day.
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Girl: Do you like girls to be shaved because I have a very hairy bush?
guy: [some answer]
girl: Oh, suck this clit now Mr. micro-penis!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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You’ve been a bad boy. Got to my room!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas.
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by the slut screams in orgasmic bliss from getting fucked all night.
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Alright, you’re turn slut champ!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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I just popped a Viagra. So, we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls get super hot from being treated like the whore they are.
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Hi there. Here’s the deal. As soon as I leavve this bar, I’m going to tell every one of my buddies over there that I fucked your ass in the men’s bathroom. So, I thought I would give you the opportunity to suck my cock since you’re gonna look like a total whore anyway?
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Instant messages
1/29/2010 5:25:55 PM they wont girls are not smart enough to figure this out 12/31/2009 9:27:47 AM say something bitch 12/11/2009 6:08:11 AM of course she is a slut - right slut champ? 12/5/2009 11:19:33 PM hahahahahahaha 11/5/2009 7:06:02 AM are you a slut? 11/1/2009 7:18:18 PM fuck you say something
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Do you Breed?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by offers a drink from from his vast supply of cum.
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May I buy you a drink .. of cum?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
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