 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by John Snow from Flagstaff, AZ.
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I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? - I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street and probably already has the vibrating bed started so he can slip the ca-’nine’ into your butt.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by skell from tx.
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nice shoes lets fuck
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from where you want to be.
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For a second, before meeting you, I almost didn’t cum. You want to help me out later?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Zachrob5 from Kansas City.
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Take a chance baby......Columbus took a chance.......and look what he discovered. Of course, he did think the world was as flat as your chest at first.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by working from nine to five, trying to find good sluts.
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guy: I’ll buy you a drink under one condition.
girl: okay, what’s the condition?
guy: You drop to knees now bitch and triple tongue my flesh laser.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls become great actors and sluts from their desire for wealth.
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Hi there, wanna go out Friday night? Oh you do? great! Just so you know I have a tiny dick, but I am rich, so obviously you’ll be sucking all over my cock and so forth.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from blah blah blah.
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Hey fat boy, wanna fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Bama.
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Do you like sushi? Then eat me raw.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Agora from Atlanta.
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Nice shoes, Wanna fuck my guinea pig?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Woodrow from look up bitch.
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Do you know where you can find a milk crate?
"blah blah" why?
For you to kneel on while you blow me.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.
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My friend loves fat chicks, how about I take your friend out and my friend can take one for the team?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by she’s already full from eating gobs of ass.
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Hello, would you care to hang out with me and grab some ass sandwiches smothered in cunt sauce - we could eat them in this beautiful, church, garden I know of?
No!!
Oh! What is it - you don’t like churches, or gardens - or neither?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.
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You seem like a great person, I think I could really get into you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by if you get the super drunk from wine - they will almost always beg to get fucked.
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hey baby, I am like cheap wine - I often cum in boxes.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik from .
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excuse me Ma’am
do you like shots
Do you mind if i fill your mouth with a protein shot
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Instant messages
7/19/2010 2:22:20 AM what the fuck does RuiYV mean? 7/10/2010 4:18:49 AM RuiYV 6/22/2010 12:53:27 AM because all they think about is cock and shoes. 6/9/2010 1:31:58 AM God why are girls so freaking brain dead. it is easy 6/9/2010 1:31:35 AM okay girls prove that one of you at least is smart enoug to work this 5/17/2010 10:09:08 AM stop being anti-social and show your tits or something.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Empty.
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Julia from Alabama.
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Either I’ve died, and you’re an angel, or my hell is going to be you saying No.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Tina from Northern, VA.
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Do you have that tongue, that I see hanging out of your mouth, trained? If so, I might have a place for you to put it to use.
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