 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Duncan Sheik from Boston.
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Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Thumper from Hayward, CA.
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Do you know what fucks like a Tiger and winks?
[wait for her ’no’]
[wink]
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by frank from brattleboro.
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how much does a penguin weigh? enough to break the ice
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from Cali.
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You know I never kiss on the first date......but buttfucking is still allowed.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Outlaw from Florida.
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Can I smell your Pussy?.......No?......Then it must be your feet!!!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cutting down from PCP to Pot and Acid.
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Fuck-an-a, did I get my directions wrong and end up at the zoo? Can you say "moo?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kneeling and mouth stretched out from chocking on fat cock..
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Guy: Hey there, how are you doing tonight?
Girl: (some answer)
Guy: Great. Knees now bitch!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by butt sauce shake ice cold from as ass and blended for breakfast.
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Say cutie, do you have any of that butt sauce left from your last cleansing?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kryssie from Cincinnatti.
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can I put an American flag on your head and do u for glory?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by PDaddyR from .
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"So what do you do?"
"I’m a lawyer and i’m trained to get you off." I can pass a bar even if it is hard.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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That shirt doesn’t go with your eyes - take it off!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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Picture it: you, me, a Twister board, malt liquor and baby oil.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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So you want to fuck or should I start apologising?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there
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